Is that a welsh turtle?
An erotic story starring a Hydreigon and three women

The Hydreigon removed their panties, this was it…
Moving its head towards the pelvic regions of all three girls and slowly…
Bites their lower torso clean off

itsaduckie:

Literally the best.

Unpopular opinions

I don’t think any of the Star Wars films were all that great.

Skyrim was alright but the combat was really clunky and let it down, the NPC’s have no life to them, and the story was pretty bad

I saw the first episode of Korra after everybody had been constantly freaking out over it, thought it was pretty bad so didn’t bother watching the second episode.

sciencetodo:
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”
…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

Honestly thinking about buying this and liveblogging it.
But I’d have to explain why I’m reading a book called “The Haunted Vagina” to my parents.

sciencetodo:

No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon: 

“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. 

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”

…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.

Honestly thinking about buying this and liveblogging it.

But I’d have to explain why I’m reading a book called “The Haunted Vagina” to my parents.

Soooooooo

This morning was weird

Woke up about 6am and just lay there in my weird morning stupor

And my mind wandered, I was essentially dreaming but I was aware I was awake and it was weird

And what happened was uhhhh, strange, to say the least

I was traveling the world while wearing a turtle suit

And I was meeting up with everybody and it was weird the end

(x)

padnote:

I’m ready for E3



HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.

HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.

YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.